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A Huge Whale Jumps from the Sea in Helsinki

Helsinki aikoo purkaa Kulosaaren sillan, koska sen betonirakenteet ovat huonossa kunnossa. Syyksi on epäilty leväperäistä rakentamista. Todellisuudessa sillan pilareita heikentävät niihin törmäilevät valaat. Valaat nähkääs ovat innostuneet turismista ja käyvät Vanhankaupunginlahdella katsomassa alkuperäisen Helsingin sijaintipaikkaa, Kuninkaankartanon maisemia. Tai ainakin kävisivät jos tekoäly saisi päättää. Tämän videon teki pyynnöstämme Google Gemini. Sen pohjana on Redin puistoterassilta koilliseen päin räpsäisty valokuva.

Helsinki is planning to demolish the Kulosaari Bridge because its concrete structures are in poor condition. The suspected cause has been sloppy construction. In reality, however, the bridge’s pillars are being weakened by whales bumping into them. You see, the whales have taken an interest in tourism and swim into Vanhankaupunginlahti to admire the original site of Helsinki, the landscapes around the old royal manor. Or at least they would—if AI had its way.

This video was created for us by Google Gemini, based on a photo snapped from the rooftop park of Redi, looking northeast.

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Do polar bears hibernate?

No. They dance on ice!

Kluuvinlahti in Helsinki’s Kulosaari had gained a paper-thin layer of ice today, 27 November 2025. At our request, Google Gemini captured this lovestruck pair of bears. The background — lighting and all — is real.

A Huge Whale Jumps from the Sea in Helsinki
A Brown Bear Plays Grand Piano in a Park in Helsinki

Early this autumn we went to see what the former parking lot of Finlandia Hall looks like these days. It was green. And there was a grand piano. There wasn’t a bear, though — even if in Helsinki of the 2020s you can spot all sorts of semi-tame wild animals. So we asked Google Gemini to add a piano-playing bear to the scene. This is what it came up with. Pretty cute, right?

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